I don't know how to respond to this, it's definitely something a TOS era, no-forehead-ridge, own-moon-destroying, better-in-the-original-english-trash-talking, downed-by-one-double-fisted-punch, weak-ass Klingon would say.
I would just say Michael is a boring character and the plots are mid. The rest of the characters make the show worth watching. It could just be Stamets and Tilly and I'd watch the shit out of it.