The Onion @midwest.social Supervillain @lemmy.world 10 mo. ago

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

www.theonion.com Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human ...

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Well, it is shaped like one...
- The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.
  
  I heard you get it frequently.
  
  The penis? I get the penis frequently?
  
  I wish, but it's been a long time.

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