ifn't

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.

do {
  /* something */
} or else {
  /* you don't want to find out */
}

Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true...

cap () {

}
nocap () {

}

Reduce exclamation marks!? Great Scott!!!!! Is there a shortage of punctuation in the future!?

I like "unless" in Ruby

aint (something) {
    somethingElse()
}

ifn't(!valid) halp?

Why not just ifnot? Same count of characters but an o instead of a possibly problematic single quote.

Still not as good as whence

"Help's with readability"? You know what else helps? Not using contractions and introducing an unbalanced single quote.

I'm struggling to understand if this is true or ifn't true

Imagine the regex needed to highlight code with that extra single quote.

I'd take a not or "if not" operator tbh.

I'm just hoping this paves the way to code with Southern dialect

iffun is == true
iffun ain't == false

ifn't (myNum don't= 3 && myStr ain'tnull'rblankish)

With ahit like that its not microsoft java its now microsoft javascript

reminds me of #ifndef instead of #if !defined(...)

What's wrong with "else"

This has to be illegal. I mean, it's basically suicide incitement (or whatever is the phrase for it)

die unless $keyword == "unless";

Python already has this.

i assume "ifnot" wasn't edgy enough and makes inferior noises on custom mechanical keyboards? /s

array.whomst(element => element === needle)

I shan't!

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

;-;

I can actually define this in TCL:

% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
% ifn't false {puts 12}
12
% ifn't true {puts 12}
%