Oblivious

Reject indirect, cue-based communication. Embrace direct, non-repentant "I want to have fuck with you".

I remember the time that a friend of mine was lying on a bed, looking me in the eye and saying "fuck me" and I somehow missed the hint.

Do you wanna come up for a coffee?

Nah thanks, not in the mood for coffee

We could be actively fucking and I'd still doubt if that's what she meant. I'd need something like a testimony under oath and corroborating opinions from three independent psychologists.

Just like others with a missed , obvious, opportunity.

I had a girl take me to a room, take her clothes off, and then just look at me and and ask "Well?"

I had no fucking clue what she meant or what to do so I just did nothing. She then changed into different clothes and left.

I remember an acquaintance was complaining about their computer turning off when they closed the lid, so I told her to hand it over and I'd see if I could fix it.

She said she'd buy me dinner to thank me, but my fix didn't really fix the problem, I just made the computer not sleep when you closed it, and so I didn't feel like it was worth a reward

She even asked a second time, it took me years to realize I unknowing (firmly) shot her down

It's so hard to see past a belief that nobody could possibly by interested in you that way.

Bruh i didn't even get it reading it the first time

TIL I have a crush on everyone.

If it helps folks feel better, successful relationships often require successful communication. If one is playing games and the other isn't getting it, that may be a good thing that the moment was missed; you weren't on the same wavelength and should probably pair with a better match.

this doesn't make sense tho, why would she say "talking to my crush is awful" to her crush? it doesn't seem reasonable

I mean, tbf, you can't tell.

I think the second girl meant the first one acted weird and awkward around everybody, not just her crush, so it's not reasonable to conclude the second girl was the crush anyway.

Is she still fed up with her friends insecurity after a year?

This comic is even funnier when you imagine their eyes really looking like that.

didn't even get it properly

Is the joke that the blonde one is dead?