1y ago

5 February 2024

34 comments

Who even gives a shit about body count? As long as things are STD-free, it's all good
- I believe it is the lying that little dude is concerned about...
  Case in point: she might also be lying about those STDs that she "totally" checked for (like AIDS) and "definitely" does not have, wink.:-P
  
  Yeah, but why did she feel like she can't tell him the true number?
- I'm definitely not interested in someone who refers to their sexual partners as their body count.
  
  I first read this as her murder victem count lol.
  
  I think this is the line yeah. Number of sexual partners, whatever; but regressive attitude toward sex, ehhh, we probably aren't going to have a good time
  Although I'm way beyond dating other people, so it's all academic to me now
- Apparently slut shaming is still a thing in the current year of our Lord.
  
  Not certain it's slut shaming so much as addressing lying. She told him 3 guys, when the mountain of stolen sweaters, and her profuse sweating implies it was more than three. I don't care about body count and I'm uncertain if the author does, but this joke is still funny if you don't care about body count.
  
  Apparently saying "of our lord" is still a thing in this blessed noodle year.
- I also prefer people who already know what they're doing.
- I don't know if you're in some serious bubble but a plenty of people do. Like, a hefty chunk of people.
- Definitely a thing where you're never going to be happy with the answer, so why ask?
- Idk, in some circles, especially if you claim to be a prestigious killer, you have to be accurate about your body count. In some cases they might ask for proof.

Oh, you think I only steal hoodies from people I boned. Joke's on you, no hoodie is safe in my presence.
- What you've committed is a class A felony, hoodie theft sans boning. Straight to jail.
  If there was boning, the hoodie becomes a party favor that's handed out to guests to commemorate the event.
- People give me their garbage hoodies. I take hoodies that are destined for the thrift store. They ask go on the back of my desk chair. I can't lean back too far out the weight of them will topple me backwards. Yes I'm happy living this kind of hoodie goblin existence.

The explanation is simple: shoplifting

- Fucking lemmy.ml

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