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1y ago

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Amongus but there's no imposter.
- Hosted by Mr. Fruit

Also same thing but no straight men.
- That is just a gay orgy with more steps.
  With 12 straight dudes, it is just a game of gay chicken taken to extreme.
  
  I mean obviously you'd have the rule that anyone caught making out or having sex is disqualified.
  The fun would be in how much they overthink every little action that they all do, and cutting to the individual interviews explaining their thoughts lol
  
  That is just a gay orgy with more steps.
  Go on...
  
  You can win a million dollars at a gay orgy?
  Fuck I wish I was a dude.

So then... Who wins the million dollars?
- Nobody, “It’s just a prank bro!”.
- Maybe the last 2 can split it
  
  "Congratulations, the two remaining gay men won!"
  ...but I'm not gay!
  ...me neither!
  "Gotcha! Here's $500,000 each. Hope it was worth all the kissing!...and everything else you did."
- The last two people.
- technically, everyone but the first guy outvoted. the first condition for the rest of the group winning is for the first outvoted person to be straight and, since all the chosen contestants are straight, the remaining ten guys win the prize.

Problem is that this is based on bait and switch. So you can only have one season of the game show.
- Like "Average Joe", which was tremendous.
- Nah, season two: we have 11 lesbian women and 1 straight woman...
- Like the time they send a bunch of people into "space" except really they were just in the simulator.

I have never lost a game of gay chicken and I don't plan to start now.

Remember that American Idol-like show where they were picking the worst singers on purpose? The finale was so rushed because they were trying to avoid a freakout after the reveal lol
- That just feels too mean to be funny.
  
  Oh yeah, definitely a bit mean-spirited. The humour (at least for me) was sort of meta in how the show was constructed and how ridiculous it was as you can't help but feel for the contestants being tricked

This would have been funnier 15 years ago when it was first proposed. Attitudes and expectations have shifted dramatically.
- Why would it not be funny now? This would be brilliant in highlighting unspoken assumptions and stereotypes. A bunch of straight men, trying to playact a gay man amongst what they think are other gay men. This has great potential.
  
  As a licensed Gay, I'd love to watch this
  
  My understanding of the younger generation is that the straight guys aren't as afraid of gay stuff as they used to be. So the twist premise would probably just be a bunch of guys comfortable enough in their heterosexuality to suck a dick or two in order to win a game. Probably wouldn't even need there to be a monetary prize at the end.

Is my turn to post this next l week

I somehow read "11 gay men and 1 horse" I really should get some sleep...

Kinda feels like a description of the lemmy community. I mean, you can't all be that gay.
"But, cnt0, you are gay! You suck dick."
Nah hun. I'm as straight as straight can be. I suck dick ferociously to assert dominance.
Fokkin gay imposters.
- Ahh, so you're Roman.

Either Cut or Jubilee did this on YouTube, but with a much shorter timeline

Not stupid enough to
- Ok, then they're all from Alabama. Does that help?

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