Crab rule
I don't know why this fucking image macro of Eminem throwing shit is so funny to me, but damn if it doesn't get me every single time. You could put any object in that frame and I'd laugh at it. I think I'm broken
pocket crabs!
My college roommate had those.
POV: you are the maintainer of literally any software project written in C++ or Go
POV: you play jigglypuff in smash bros.
Immediately reminded me of this
https://piped.video/watch?v=jhExvE5fvJw
Crab jumpscare
This kills the crab.