You can go to the mountains and simply take a marmot. You can take as many marmots as you can carry. They're just laying there in the sun, no one will stop you. Take a marmot.
You know, this truth has been right there in front me my whole life, but I can truly say I never realized it until your comment. Why don't I just go take a marmot!? Why isn't everyone!?
This is the most efficient vehicle I have ever seen operate and I have a 2023 Ford Anything Quad Cab that us off 15 hours a day, but still blows TONS of pollution into the atmosphere.
(I am sorry, this one got out there. I thought it was a funny retort.)
I am just disappointed that the marmot was towelled dry, rather than blow-dried for unbelievable floofiness. Otherwise, perfection - top rodent hygiene, right there.