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But for real, the cops will be called
Nice! You put plastic into the ground.
- Maybe they splurged for a ceramic one. Or illegally bought a real one.
  
  "Bought"
- It's also going to degrade by the time they sell. It won't even look like a skeleton by then.
  
  Plastic that isn't in the sun doesn't tend to degrade beyond recognition.
This is really funny but it could backfire 😂
- I feel bad for the new homeowner who find it and needs the police to come out to find out it’s plastic.
  
  What if they are replacing 1 board and see it then need to tear up the deck to access a plastic skeleton.
  
  yeah but they’re wasting police time. Say it’s a cishet rich white couple without a dog who buys the house, the time the cops are wasting there they won’t spend shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids. That’s a win in my book.
If you end up giving the new home owner a heart attack and they die… does that make you a real murderer by way of a fake murder?
- A real manslaughterer
  
  Can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very "no officer, it is plastic. I don't know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to."
!foundsatan@lemmy.world

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