This would break the internet

-long rambling historical lecture

-Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

Tell me more about the Soviet Onion.

"someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it's snowed?"

You're famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can't judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?

We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means "Special" Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean "Special" Olympics?

King Arthur came a lot, didn't he?

I have zero clue who that is....

Ngl that would be legitimately hilarious and I would watch the shit out of it lol

I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.

PUMP UP THE JAM starts playing in background

She isn't the same person who broke the internet in the IT crowd though

Uhm, who is that?

I am not working and I would still put money in the GoFundMe for this if one existed.

who is this ?

Yeah, that ugly asshole has no sense of humour. He would have probably killed her 5 minutes in

I would be interested in hearing her take on Palestine.

She would not survive after…

Barry Shitpeas

Flo from Progressive Insurance?

⚠️Here is her interview with Putin:

https://youtu.be/oONWipjpuDY?si=ngSyzUuNl0wXRMeF

This would be MOST VIEWED content!!! Can we arrange it?

Hahahaha. He might even let her, if he knows how stupid she is