Moderate in the US means moderately authoritarian.
Edit: I want to say that if certain people weren't dead set on trolling I would have engaged in the argument that the US is already authoritarian. I'm inclined to fully agree. The constitution was written by wealthy whites wanting to preserve their own power. They did sprinkle in some democracy and we do thank them for that. All this to say, that was never my contention.
Conventionally ideology is measured on a spectrum. If being moderately authoritian offends you, move the fuck left.
Don't you love when the wikipedia article is just a webcomic reference? That's why you have to use the wiki page for it, it's a cumbersome overly online term for people familiar with Wondermark.
Imagine using this in regular conversation or making an XKCD reference. I find you people quite embarrassing tbqhbbq famalama