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Friend: don't play with the girls they'll give you cooties and turn you into a girl.

Six year old me: That isn't true! I am going to go play with them.

Twenty year old me: I think I am a transgirl.

The cooties:

Image of the alien viceroys from Star Wars episode 1, subtitles reads "Ah, victory"