Philadelphia rule
And now we have Gritty, who incites us to throw off the chains of our oppressors
Also I don't like how they indicated his thighs, it's somehow both testicular and vulvic
Schrodinger's groin
I find it deeply unsettling
Bad things happen in Philadelphia
R.I.P. Hitchbot.
average philly L
it's a front butt
Those are massive boobs
This appears to be some Philly folklore with no real source other than a silly Onion article from the 90s. It’s possible the Onion was spoofing a real thing that happened, or somebody just made it all up. It’s very funny either way.
https://www.theonion.com/sinn-fein-leaders-demand-year-round-shamrock-shake-avai-1819564253
And not at all out of character for the city of brotherly love.
based
Greatest city on earth.