I need to see a michael shit concert in person

Like a Kelly that doesn't support genocide

Oh god no what

They created , therefore they hold a special place in my heart

"Pope Gayis"

First of all, really great stuff there. The right is getting better at comedy etc.

Second, there are few things funnier than catholics denouncing the pope and not realizing they are, literally by their own lore, sacriligous.

Can someone please get me tickets to that Michael Shit concert it looks sick

Was brunch ever anything more than an excuse to get drunk immediately after church?

I'm confused, is this a comic that imitates a typical cracker tweet thread?

But having been starved of the ability to write or draw, I had a genuine epiphany. Standing at the corner of Boston liquors in Allston, I resolved that I would muster the strength to endure this, regardless of how long it took, because what awaited me at the end was nothing short of the greatest prize a person could ask for: That very thing derided by Kafka –the life of an artist.

There is no greater pleasure than making art. I mean that genuinely, I mean that literally. No, it isn’t noble, no, it isn’t redemptive, but in a totally hedonistic and self-serving way it is simply the greatest thing that life can offer, ambrosia in the mouth, better than sex, better than drugs, better than anything that money can buy, and I feel pity for anyone unable to experience it. I am not being hyperbolic, I am not being metaphorical. I am stating this in the plainest of terms, having lived a life without it for the last couple of months.

So although my personal relationship to the story has changed in the past couple months, Kafka was right about one thing; nothing else tastes good, at least not by comparison. We must imagine the hunger artist happy.

• Beany Tuesday

I did the thing where I spent an hour scrolling their whole feed, good stuff

are these screenshots from a BOOX/supernote/ReMarkable?

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No, are you telling me Kelly supports Israel?!

This is devastating news...

Look at my working class, dawg. We’re never getting a revolution.

Wait, is this artist's name inspired by this old as fuck podcast bit?