Here's a silk dispenser too. Do whatever you want with it... catch prey, fly around in the air currents whatever the fuck. Just don't tell the boss i hooked you up
64 0 ReplyYou could even use it as a scuba tank if you want
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8 eyes but still with really shitty vision. Spiders got scammed.
36 0 ReplyNot all. Jumping spiders and wolf spiders took all the good eyes and ran away with them.
28 0 ReplyI once spent nearly my entire lunch break on a construction site watching a tiny jumping spider hunt. That was awesome.
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Spiders are just failed crabs. Or possibly in-process crabs.
32 0 ReplyConversely, crabs are the spiders of the sea. Which is why I have a hard time eating them even though they're delicious.
16 0 ReplyBecause you love spiders so much?
15 1 ReplyYes but fortunately crabs don't make nets
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Um... do they have 8 of anything, ah, else?
29 0 Replyasking for a friend
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You want spider-man powers? Fine, here you go. Lets call you a... well you're not a man... OK lets call you spider.
9 0 ReplyIf you say "Here's your large number of things", I can forgive the error, but if you spell out "Here is your large number of things" instead of "Here are..." I shake my head.
6 0 ReplyDon't spiders have 6 legs?
1 2 ReplyNope, 8. 6 legs is insects or most threesomes.
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