Secret Service Closes White House Cocaine Case Without Any Suspects
Secret Service Closes White House Cocaine Case Without Any Suspects
The agency said there was no surveillance video footage that provided concrete leads to identify who may have left the bag in the White House’s guest lobby.
The agency said there was no surveillance video footage that provided concrete leads to identify who may have left the baggie in the White House’s guest lobby.
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Eh who cares. I'm sure it's not the first time drugs have been there. Willie Nelson says he got high at the WH when Carter was in office.
There are many far more important topics to investigate.
It was a bear, they made a movie about it
Paddington's gone to some dark places.
Who could have possibly been the culprit???
Told ya it was one of theirs. 😜 😜
The Chief Secret Service Agent was asked for comment: sniff we were unable to find any suspects, sniff what's that noise? You hear that? Anyway, it's all good.
Much ado about nothing.
Ah, the ok we will investigate ourselves and find nothing event. Perfect functioning service.