Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
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Great verbal joke. Doesn't read as well as it sounds.
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Your 11 year old knows what a real bookmark is?
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I think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!
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The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....
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Ok... so. For the terminally slow?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
Oh man, I'm fucking slow
I don’t get it either…