You forgot the laser beams coming out of the eyes to smite assholes like Er,
Not the artist but i have credited them by not removing his logo/sign from the art.
I just find that entire story… strange.
Like god just said “fuck you” and offed a jerk for no apparent reason. And then offed his brother because of levitate marriages and he refused, wanting the said jerk’s inheritance.
So of course the widow has to seduce their father to get a son so she doesn’t have to live in poverty.
What a beautiful and caring society they had.
And the lesson Catholics take from this? “Contraceptives are bad,”
I am kind of confused, actually. So god, the almighty being, Adam and Eve and the devil together in the garden of Eden. Why put the devil in the garden of Eden if you don't want it to lead the two people astray? But since god is all-knowing, it knew the devil was going to do that, so god created the situation for the "original sin" to happen instead of creating a perfect world where there is no sin.
It makes no actual sense.
Just wait till you get to the part where God makes a human version of himself that he sends down to the planet to be killed by the humans which for some reason will open the door to a perfect place that he could have opened at any time he wanted
To be fair the idea of Satan hadn't been invented yet and in Genesis God is just one of many gods also that God isnt all good.
It gets confusing because the continuity errors from retrocons. Highly likely the original story was a group of gods created the world, one of those gods created a tribe, and another god decided to mess with that tribe. Later on the group of gods got condensed into one and the god that put the snake in got demoted to evil angel status.
if their story is to be believed, it was 100% intentional knowing all that would happen.
The only reasonable conclusion is that god wanted to LARP as the white knight and save everyone. I'd really hate to see what his Dark Side campaign looked like.
The whole thing would make a lot more sense if God weren't all-knowing. Like, maybe he could just be unfathomably-knowing but not know literally everything?
Putting my Christian hat back on, I don't see anything wrong with that personally.
Shit, the Gnostics already knew this (and dearly paid for it). Few centuries later the Cathars underwent the exact same fate for the exact same reason.
Does this image feel super anti-Semitic to anyone else, or is it just me?
Satan's a Christian thing, this has nothing to do with Judaism. Edit oh yeah and Jesus is there too
I think they were talking about God's nose. Kinda sus.
Satan is first mentioned in Job and there is a character that was basically the modern idea of Satan in the Book of Enoch. Which is fully a product of Judaism. It got purged from the official cannon by the Pharisees but it was still there.
Paul stole from the best.
Not really, but its what I expect from someone who go their theology degree from Edgy Youtube University
Look, either 🎼he's got the whole world 🎵 in his hands 🎶 or he doesn't 🤷
I'm seconding that guy's request to show your work. Is God in control or not? And either way, did he or did he not know Lucifer (or whatever you wanna call em) would facilitate evil and terrify believers?
(Edit): Also gonna leave this verse from another comment here
Isaiah 45:7 - "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."
I only watch youtube for trailers and nothing more so...
Man, I want an R-rated film about the bible. With all the gory, crude, sexual details. That orgy where people cum literal buckets. Adam and Eve having kids, that fuck each other and have kids for a few thousand years to populate the earth, what angels look like, some old dude killing his sons (does he actually go through with it? I can't remember), all that shit.
