Good title for a cowboy incest porno: Stepmom steps on stepson with Stetson

I wonder if word order could make this more better. Like, as it is now, the sentence reads the stepmom was using a Stetson hat to step on her stepson. Maybe instead, stepmom with Stetson steps on stepson. Or, stepmom steps on stepson's Stetson with stilettos.

why not strap on?