What's the funniest comment you've seen on Hexbear (or other instances) recently?
What's the funniest comment you've seen on Hexbear (or other instances) recently?
My handlers are asking me to tell you not to link/tag the comment or post, to prevent accusations of brigading obviously, but there have been a ton that should be added as new taglines for the site.
The one that prompted this post:
I'm fine with interacting with people of different ideologies and cultures, but I feel like the hexbears mostly just want to harass us "tankies".
Huh? Do you mean "liberals"? Hexbears are the ones liberals and leftcoms call "tankies"
From what I can tell, which so far is decidedly little, everyone is calling everyone tankies.
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Today is your lucky day. Since I'm in a good mood, let's see if you'll put your money where your mouth is.
I will reveal my real name, my PhD thesis, with a link to the university linking to my thesis. Here's the bet: if I can prove it (that I have a PhD in particle physics from a prestigious university of top 10), you pay me one whole fucking bitcoin. If not, I'll pay you one bitcoin.
We'll find a betting platform (of your choice if you wish) where we deposit these bitcoins into a multisig address with a referee. One of us wins based on the bet.
Are you gonna put your money where your mouth is? Or a dick where you learn not to open your mouth next time?
What do you say?
Every comment this guy made was hilarious, but this was gold
He was a real life Sheldon Cooper. Couldn't believe it
I will happily accept that bet on the condition that I can buy the bitcoin in 10 years.