Guy came into my gym today wearing a MAGA hat and shirt. He did three of the worst dumbbell bench reps I have ever seen with weight he clearly couldn't handle. Must've hurt his shoulder because he spent the rest of the time talking to his friend while he worked out lmao.
So uhhhh fash worked out today, but I think y'all can do better than that.
It was a firefox extension called Advanced Profanity Filter
I set up a word filter on my browser and it's actually so refreshing I might keep it up.
"[Redacted] holds a tight lead in the [Redacted] [Redacted] after a shock [Redacted]"
Sure 194 countries voted to end the embargo, but the Leaders of the Free World have other plans 
Idk who that is but if you don't wanna go to space and float around and see some aliens and ride an asteroid, you sound boring af
They put the genocide lady on SNL lmao that sounds cursed
And I'm sure it'll be exactly like when Genocide Joe promised me $2000 and only gave me $1400. Where's my rent, Joe??
That's weird because two genocide supporters playing a shitty game doesn't actually appeal to me
The dorks in the 
comments are all arguing about how many years of jail that kid should get lol
That's uhhh 50 separate counts of theft and trespassing, with a 1 year maximum sentence for each count 
I still think it's insane that the vote was decided by people who don't live there
Oh, and another thing! AI article summarizers for articles that are also obviously AI slop lmao
We are climbing down a rabbit hole into endless agony for no reason
I personally love how when you google something now, you have to scroll down a page past the wrong answer before you see your search results. And no way to disable it! Neat!
This right here is why all political decisions should come from one lady who is fried out of her mind on sulfur gas at Delphi
"You're an evil Chinese spy and I'm gonna report you to the government!!!"
"I miss China"
"I FOCKIN KNEW IT!!!"
Imagine him getting "fire in the hole'd" by a mcflurry lmao. Who am I kidding, they probably hired all the drive through customers for the day
I asked the magic eight ball if we should put more kids in poverty and it said yes so we're really out of options here
And how is he doing on curing cancer? He said he would if he was elected lmao
R.I.P. last remains of the Florida insurance industry