Ack Ack Ack Ack Ank Ank Ankylosaurus
(It would be better if it was actually an ankylosaurus)
When you realize that asteroids are not made up by the government to control you.
He looks like he just dropped the punchline to a sick dad joke.
"Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!"
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
It just reminds me of that animatronic alien from a certain I Think You Should Leave skit, so all I can think of for a caption is
"HER SISTER'S ADDICTED TO DRUGS! IS THAT BORING?!"
Never let the party die.
GELFLINGS!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH
Specimen B
"Specimen B's behaviour, on the other hand, was only slightly less anomalous"
When you thought you were young enough to say "slaps" but everyone just stares
When the sun has just gone down but you see a sunrise in the distance
I won’t bite! I promise!
I don't think that was just a fart
Clever girl
Oh no, not the dino-economy! (when the meteorite landed)
Ddddid you know the Stegosaurus is nearer to Humans than the T-Rex. In the timeline of the earth
Trial by stone!? TRIAL BY STONE!!
🅱️
🅱️💀
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
PENIS GOES WHERE?
Wrong hole !
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING TO CHASE DOWN MY FOOD EVERY TIME!
"RAWWR"
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria finds a new animatronic
Brontoporn!
he heard about the gas prices
They stole my skin?
Oh, shit! >!They hit the pentagon!!<
CW: I'm a sick bastard.
They did what with our skeletons????
Dinosaur laughs while being tickled
Biden finds out he's been reelected.
