People can remember the Konami code but :-q-! is too difficult apparently.
Except it doesn't work because you're in edit mode.
Or ZZ, more simple and immediately after typing it you start hearing random ZZ Top song.
Me hoping it's "Waiting for the Bus"
Damn, "Legs" again.
Driving While Blind
If you were about to type VirtualBox instead of Qemu or virt-manager, you deserved it!
HELP! HOW DO I EXIT VIM? i've been stuck here for months, had to create my own browser from scratch.
The first time I got stuck in VI, cell phones didn't have internet yet. We were a one computer household. I had printed out some instructions on how to modify XF86 configs. I had tried typing out every version of [ESC] I could come up with.
If it wouldn't have been for VI I would have been into Linux probably a decade earlier. It's now my editor of choice but it probably wouldn't have killed them to detect control x and give you a little hint text somewhere.
[ESC]
:!pkill -9 ^vi[esc]:!pkill -9 ^vi
This joke was made ten thousand times but this version is not low effort. I appreciate it.
I just can't quit making
vijokesOnly six?
I usually use
vimso I guess technically it's 994 jokes.
When you reboot your computer to exit a program.
This joke is so stale you could make penicillin out it.
Ah shit.. The trash comedy folks made it here after all
:q!
but what about the church of EMACs?
that's a different operating system
Is he running his system from something like FAT to make executing VI do something useful?
Glad the genie could escape
