Pick 3 Rules

I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

Doesn't face hair technically include eyebrows

the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain't slick genie

Blue, Brown, and Black seem like the obvious 3 best to me.

You can go out on the town and fuck all night because people find you attractive and you don't need sleep, then you can talk to their cats afterwards.

$20
Pizza master chef
No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it

Yellow is pretty terrible, people don't look very good without eyebrows.

I would choose the estrogen if I could but I'm still gauging family and friends to see if it's safe to come out

I wish there was a trans god who could magically change the bodies of trans people including me to their chosen gender identity so it was like they where born that gender

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

5, 8, 9

Water already is my favorite drink.

Are we, uh...taking this at face value or monkey pawing it? Cause some of those seem great on the surface, though one small twist and that shit becomes a curse.

5,7,9 all the way. I'm happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar

6, 8, 9. Anyone that chooses something else is crazy. Experienced pizza maker can make $40 an hour in my neighborhood (high CoL) the cat thing I could change by the hour! And nobody else doesn't sleep! I could take advantage of that in many ways.

I'll take 60 dollars.

I get the facial hair, but what will you do with no body?

Black, brown, and purple. My cats and I are going to open the greatest 24/7 pizzeria.

$20

Don't Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.

So you could become a hairless cat with $20.

Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I'm not sure what my 3rd pick should be.

Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.

Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.

I’ll pass on the third thing.

As a master pizza chef and cat whisperer who doesn't need to sleep, I could easily make enough money to buy estrogen and laser hair removal.

All my life I wanted blue ( We're all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It's like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn't know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

2, 3, 9 are all I need

3, 8, and 9. I already have estrogen and already am a master pizza chef. 5 is unethical, it's basically mind control

Blue, pink, and brown. Because it's nice to be liked, sugar is bad for my teeth, and cats... know things...

Yeah waiting for Rick to de-curse these pills first

Pink pill makes water taste like water

blue, brown, black. do the cats talk back to me in a human voice, or can i just understand their meows? either option works, but I like meows bc my cats all make weird sounds and I've grown attached.

Grindset: purple, brown and black

I don't need 1, I already have ears

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

Red, yellow, and purple.

It's catboy pizza time!

3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

wait there are people who don't pick 8? what is wrong with y'all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

Bottom row.

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I'm pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏

Choose 3?

Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.

If I could only pick one, Black, all the way

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either

Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

1, 2, 3

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

top center
middle middle
top right

boy kisser

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...

I already have ears??

Anyway, probably blue but black seems appealing.

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.

Easy.

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

yellow, black, and green

Let's see...

Water is my favourite drink - check
I don't sleep - check
I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

talk with cats
ears and tail
20 dollars

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

Pink Brown and Black. No question

Pizza cats sleep

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

Wow, the estrogen pill is significantly more popular then I thought

That middle row looks perfect.

Top 3 easy.

Pink blue black easily

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

1, 8, 9, for show

Attractive, pizza, sleep

Two times green and one black please

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

I only need one… is that allowed?

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

No body hair
Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
No need to sleep

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

Well obviously the last 3.

Water feels like lean?

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

Blue purple black easy

I can already speak with cats

2, 3, 6

I either take all of them or grab bag 3 and see what happens. Fuck it.

I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)

I'd love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

red, yellow, black.

1, 3, 8

i already have estrogen, i just wanna be a catgirl

Purple, blue, brown.

Only Blue

Blue, purple, & black.

Red, pink, brown.

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

Red, Green, Black

Bottom three. Lookout world.

I've already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown

Green blue and pink. I have 20 dollars and the other two do not alter anything

5, 7, 8

I'm cis as shit so don't need the estrogen, love (most) of my body hair, already drink enough water, enjoy a good snooze and whilst I like the idea of being a great pizza chef, that don't pay the bills, baby. Nor does it get my pickle tickled.