First of all: That's not how you play chess (left image).
67 0 ReplyThe "error" is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.35 0 ReplyIt’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
31 0 ReplyChaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
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But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
7 0 ReplyHaven't you heard about Cheskers?
7 0 ReplyThat sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
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Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
33 0 Reply"you're getting mated"
30 0 ReplyNuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We're playing tournament rules.
30 0 ReplyAh, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
20 0 ReplyMy sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
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“That move has left me wide open”
22 0 Reply"I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock"
21 0 Reply“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
20 0 ReplyI'll be black this time.
17 0 Reply"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."
14 0 Reply"I normally do this by myself. It's nice to have a partner."
12 0 ReplyGoogle it.
11 0 ReplyHoly hell!
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That's exactly how I like my anal beads
10 0 ReplyHoly hell
8 0 ReplyWhite knight takes black queen.
8 0 ReplyYou can say anything you fucking want in either context.
7 0 Replyi'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
7 0 ReplyYou could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?
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In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
6 0 ReplyThe English phrase "beating a dead horse" must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
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Excuse me, that is an illegal move.
6 0 ReplyAs long as it's not an illegal sex
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There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.
That's not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
6 0 ReplyWho can last five minutes in bed?! That's a ridiculously high standard.
6 0 ReplyIt says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it's speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.6 0 Reply
There's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
5 0 Reply"..shit, I forgot about the bishop"
"Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile"
"Hey! No butt help!"
5 0 ReplyJ'adoube!
4 0 ReplyComplete silence except for the odd quietly muttered 'adjust', and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
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Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
3 0 Reply"What I'm about to do is a pro-gamer move"
3 0 ReplyNice breasts
2 0 ReplyI like your tower move
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