I’m definitely joining you in being an old codger but this “Nobody” thing is the stupidest meme format I’ve ever come across and it enrages me every time I see it
Yes. If nobody said nothing, then everybody said something. "Everybody:" would still be stupid, but at least it would actually mean what they're intending.
Well technically it would be, if you weren’t just basing a problem on this scenario, where you wanted a person to solve for the number of fruit. If you’re actually in this scenario, and not just writing a problem about it, then you could just count the fruit.