Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest IMO.
Nah you just picky mate,
Red flag, but not a deal breaker.
DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.
These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.
My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.
The bios says no sex.
"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".
Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.
Fix what? There's nothing to fix.
The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I'd expect more for my blood sacrifice.
6 Killometers away
refreshes
5 Kilometers away
And decreasing…
TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!
EU males go brrrrrr
?
Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.
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What's there to fix?
Those fake eyebrows, for starters.
.... Go on..
Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.
Worth it.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe...
Where is there humor here?
The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death
Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.
I thought the point was to cut her date with it.
And only 6 kms away!
I'm in. When?
Fairly soon... she's only 6km away.
Sounds nice. I would still fuck her brains out after taking her knife.
