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O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76.

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Simpson was accused of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, but was ultimately acquitted.

OJ Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76

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O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76

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O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76

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"On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer."
Asked to comment, the cancer claimed innocence and vowed to catch the real killer.
(that one's for you, Norm)
- If the cancer type does not fit, then you must acquit.
  
  I was looking into the people involved, and Don Ohlmeyer, the guy who had Norm fired from SNL in 1998 for his OJ jokes, died of cancer in 2017. Norm did in 2021. And now OJ. Fuck cancer (and also OJ).
  
  Man, jokes aside, fuck cancer.
  Amen/Fucking-A.
  
  I couldn't help it and had to edit in one more joke.

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