O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76.

In an odd coincidence, the real killer reportedly died at the exact same time.

"On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer."

Asked to comment, the cancer claimed innocence and vowed to catch the real killer.

(that one's for you, Norm)

Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead.

This just makes me miiss Norm McDonald

Rest In Piss

Me in high school watching the Bronco chase:

“Fuck, this asshole is going ruin the Naked Gun movies for me now.”

One of the football greats, but the whole murder thing was a real bad look tbh

The other thread got deleted but @ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world threw down this gem that cracked me up

Bye Norbert. Too bad you turned out to be a cunt.

One of the few times where you root for the cancer

It will be interesting to see what the Bills do. He played a bit before my time, but he was a big part of the Bills identity in the 70s.

I've heard lots of stories about how good OJ was at knifing through the backfield....

Oh nooo……who will the news channels reach out to now when they desperately need legal advice on critical issues like should it be illegal to pay hush money payment to a pornstar to influence the election outcome?

Such a tragedy

They finally squeezed the Juice.

Did he ever find the killer like he said he would?

Good riddance.

Good.

I was wondering why the world felt like it was a better place.

I'm glad that cancer was finally able to shake the OJ Simpson disease and is feeling much better.

I personally think he was guilty and that the jury made the right decision. Such a fucking mess.

Oh no, now who will take up the mantle to find the real killer?!

This one Hertz.

If they have an open casket with him wearing the gloves I will be giddy

I was having a bad day. This is good news.

Footage of his final moments.

Oh God! C'mon dude! It's the other fat guy in a red hat! Do I have to use one of my remaining wishes again?!!! Is that how prayers work now? But what if I think of a wish accidentally? Oh man, I was thinking about Boeing engine covers the other day and how flimsy they are. I didn't mean that wish, can I get back the credit? Oh shit, I have to take back the Mindy wish too! Sorry Mindy! I'm sure they do make bras for 3 boobs in double D's...right? Or can we take it back? Oh please take it back! Oh please God! Oh please St Peter, help me find my keys too..hey men!

Once a Bronco, Always a Bronco.

Actual article title: O.J. Simpson, former football star acquitted of murder, dies at 76.

Rule 4 says hi.

I hope he only lives up to 76 one time! Otherwise it sounds really painful if he keeps dying like that every single time he's 76.

I'm glad he got away with it