You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
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Can someone explain the joke for me?
Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.
That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it's described as flat.