The Papa Johns closest to the Pentagon was far busier than usual two days ago

Bit Idea: Order a fucking ton of pizzas from all the pizza places by the Pentagon just randomly one day to throw off all the analysts data

Shitty opsec

The internet is weird and fantastic.

I know Washington’s food scene is better than it used to be but, for real? You guys don’t have a good enough local pizza that your spooks have to choke down that shitty corporate pie?

Concerning.

Oh fucc. What did they do??