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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone RedditEnjoyer @lemmy.world 7 mo. ago

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I'm a hetero cis man with stubble, but based on these categories I'd like to identify as an eepy princess if that's allowed. Right now that's my spirit animal.

If it helps my case, I have long hair and am presently burritoed in a cozy blanket.
- Same except I’m a bi cis guy. I am God’s eepiest soldier
  
  Us right now: God, why do you give me your eepiest battles?
I'm 100% a cis guy so this doesn't apply to me. But I'd probably go for eepy princess because I'm always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.

:3
50% eepy princess 50% chaos activist

Edit: and wish to be power mommy
75% eepy princess 25% chaos advocate. Basically I'm an Anarcho Syndicalist but at the same time I also have ADHD so I'm usually more focused on being eepy and cute even though I should be reading communist theory.
- The conquest of bed
  
  That and the conquest of sleeping on my school bus ride :3
Chaos princess

Space marines hate me
- Chaos mommy here.
  
  Until it is done.
- The Chaos must be defeated.
  
  I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!
I wish I could be the chaos activist but my bed is soooo comfy
- Be the chaos activist you want to see in the world. Days of chaos, nights of eep.
a boy XP

a cute chaotic eepy boyy mrowrr >w<
- :3
Eepy Tomboy
- :3
Where are the chill tomboys at? (Asking for a friend)((it’s me, I’m the friend))
im a bit of everything

100% eepy princess rn though ive been sick for the last 2 weeks:(
- Oof. :c Hope you get well soon!
extremely eepy princess
Definitely an eepy princess. I actually just woke up from my second nap lol.
Damn, having a body like any of those would be nice.
- Sadly I'm tall hairy guy...
Power eepy princess mommy
Chaos Activist.
All four, but since I'm eepy (and old), I just teach theory to the young Chaos Activists.
Chaos Tomboy
Eepy activist
Eepy princess
the creepy gigahon (I'm actually a creepy gigahon)
- Brainwormed take + not a gigahon + love yourself.
  
  if I wasn't a gigahon I'd get gendered female + I just can't love myself because I look like Neil from fonv
Yes
Left Column, with a Right Column in progress.
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Based on these replies, we gotta do a whole chart for each adjective and noun, and fill it in with appropriate characters.
What happens once your age out of being a tomboy but you're too much of a disaster to be a power mommy?

I'm whatever that is? a spinster? I'm married but. Well sort of, the government forms can get fucked we're wives to everyone who knows us. A cool aunt?? I'll go with cool aunt.
Wait a second is a trans tomboy just a boyish male? Wtf?
- No, a tomboy is a "boy-ish" girl, so a trans tomboy is the same.
Yukko :D
Yes.
Left Column(flip a coin), seeks Right Column. My wife is about 80% of the way to Power Mommy ... We're working on Power.

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