Bro, do you think I'm walking up to the gate, hoping my puppy-dog-eyes routine will get them to let me in for free? IF I WANT YOUR TICKETS, I'LL TELL YOU. FUCK OFF.

Oh, wait. Maybe he realizes I have tickets, but he thinks I might want some EXTRA tickets, as souvenirs. Just keeping the stubs is for suckers, right?

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Actually, you might need an extra ticket in case you have access to a time machine and go back in time to watch the show a second time.
I think that guy behind me (points with thumb) said he hoped he could score some tickets on the way in.