A while ago one of my old accounts got banned from r/news for saying I wouldn't bone some celebrity. Now if I forget and comment on a front page post with any account this happens.
Lol. The whole reason we're here is because reddit sucks, my guy. This is /c/mildlyinfuriating , not /c/statusquo - don't come flying in here like Captain Obvious, then act all incensed that nobody's surprised.
Well I was gonna ask, because not only am I not incensed, or think anybody should be surprised, or saying you're a problem, and this post was also supposed to be funny. You are one fucking dumb cunt with a miserable life, jesus.