All these MF snakes on this MF computer

Dad programming jokes are the finest there is.

Just wait until the python scripts require you to pet anaconda

As a blind wheelchair user I find all the "see sharp run-time required" messages to be highly discriminatory!

It doesn't need to be a pet. You can use wild python as well.

Or Monty Python if you're a cultural person

Java required!? Damn it, I don't even drink coffee!

When I was in ~9th grade ordering 72-pin SIMMs, I read MUST BE INSTALLED IN PAIRS and assumed that vendor only shipped to France.

Damn, I should have known. But this one got me.

But then it said "Cobra required to run script"

Minecraft: requires Java

The dutch wanting to play minecraft: