Science Memes @mander.xyz Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 7 mo. ago

Two chemists walk into a bar

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Perhaps it’s the hangover but… huh? I don’t get it. Please help. Kind regards.
- He expected an „I’ll have H2O, too“
- H²O² is poisonous
  
  Lemmy supports subscript! H~2~O~2~ displays as H₂O₂.
  
  Hydrogen peroxide, right?
- The setup is the same as another joke, where the second person asks for H2O too, which the bartender parses as H2O2, and gets served poison.
  
  Hydrogen Peroxide, to be precise. But yeah, poison.
So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"
- Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…
- Or that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.
- they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much
Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?
- Need a moment to look through the tap menu
- People who don't drink alcohol?
  
  Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.
- Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.
  
  When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.
  
  Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.
Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
I read "chemists" as "chekists". Too much .ml for me
- Aren't those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?
If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:

I'll have H2O.

I'll have H2O... also.

The water was very refreshing.
Why do Catholics kneel when they pray?

Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.

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