If I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked pork
If I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked pork
You will not be allowed to cook it. It's epic bacon time.
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"now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork."
10 0 ReplyFear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the
wormword of my people.9 0 ReplyOh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
4 0 ReplyI might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you're washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective
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