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Maven (famous) @lemmy.zip

11mo ago

Hey girl

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- No, it’s just about 4,700 km.
  
  Yeah, living in a country you can travel from border to border on a train in 12 hours has some benefits to it
- Queer folks have a bad habit of falling in love with people on the other side of the country.
  
  I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.
  
  Or planet.
  [Sighs in time zone ten hours out of sync with crush]
  
  Ah. Thank you.
- No, it's about 2 people talking online, and there's some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive
  
  anything but the metric system
- Two people met online and live on opposite sides of the country.
  
  Right, but that's not humorous.
- My thought was that it's an obscure joke about the two Washingtons in the USA. Like, the state in the north-west corner is called "Washington" and then there's the capital city of the USA on the east coast, called "Washington, D.C.".
  But Washington, D.C., is further south from where the person is placed, so I'm guessing not...
- I thought it was a u haul lesbian joke
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian
  
  See Also
  Lesbian bed death
  This has been an informative 5 minutes
- I'm an American and also don't see the humor in it.
  
  I think the joke is your public transport.
- They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.
- Coming out next fall: RvB: Politics

Just fold the map in half, like in Event Horizon.
Shit worked out fine.
- Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

I wish the East Coast person was in Portland, ME

Pfft I'm in the us and mine was in Australia. That shit lasted longer than some of our IRL relationships.
- Careful with the distance ones. A girl I worked with left her spouse and took her kids to AUS to be with her dream partner; who only forgot to disclose the fact that he was a high level drug dealer. Sometimes you miss out on important details like that, so just be careful.
- I've been in a long distance relationship for 5 years now, still gong strong!
  
  How do you make it work? I've been in a few but after a while the heartache from missing them gets unbearable.

I had worse one time, met a Quebec girl, she introduced me to a friend, a guy from Martinique. And i'm from France...

Hey there Delilah..

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Literally me every time I find someone bearable

These people are mad that it takes a whole day to visit someone in the middle of nowhere. These are clearly children that can’t afford anything or agitators, #DontFeedBears
- What?

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