Describe an episode in the worst possible way
Describe an episode in the worst possible way
I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
This one wins
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That's the best.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
He said "an" episode, not every episode
Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.
@mindbleach @Stampela holy shit
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.
Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.
Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
Zombie. Vulcans.
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.
Kirk out-bluffs a child.
Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
What's the worst episode of Stargate?
Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone's ass to get out of it.
Westworld prequel
The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly
Picard joins the Darmok fandom.
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.
Angry drunk gifts bartender his wife. Forensic accounting leads to a duel where the prize is divorce.
Robot LARPs Mayan pantheon.
The ship goes too fast
Iggy Pop steals the scene.
Kirk and the Gorn.
Davidge and Jerry, Enemy Mine.
Predator, ugly son of a bitch.
Riker bangs an alien.
They said an episode
Then I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.
Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"