Elon Musk says Twitter’s ad revenue is down 50% and cash flow is negative

Oh no. Anyways…

Maybe he should cut more checks to right-wing grifters. That should help.

Maybe he's just really not good at running a social media company.

Maybe if he didn't make stupid ass decisions while being fucking obnoxious things wouldn't be this way

It’s down way more than that according to analysts. This guy is so fake.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-30/twitter-s-revenue-drops-amid-advertisers-concerns-over-elon-musk

let's taunt him on Twitter to buy Reddit next

let's shoot for 60%!

good. he killed off thirdparty apps and destroys twitter each day more. i hope it burns to the ground so we can finally start using a better plattform without him controling everything.

“Basically, our revenue is cut in half because we didn’t toe the line,” he said, gun in hand, feet shot to bloody stumps.

It's the best and worst thing to happen to the internet.

Best because - Twitter is a toxic site, with toxic people and a system that encourages ragebaiting means it breeds it.

Worst because - These negative people need somewhere to go... And it will only force them onto alternatives and fester in new places. Potentially here.

I wonder what hurts the guy more, that he was forced to overpay for this dumpster fire, or that everyone can point at him as the reason for the site's failure.

Brilliance at work.

Time to charge more for blue checks! And restrict people to 5 tweets a day!

... That should work right?

One thing that's very fascinating is to go to his tweet and see all the blue checkmarks pitching him suggestions about what to do now, but praising him at the same time for the magnificent work he has done so far, like, "excellent job on steps 1, 2 and 3, now he's what steps 4 and 5 are about-". They can't really believe that, but I guess they do it to try to get a "Agreed" from him? I don't know. Its mystifying.

good

Get fucked Elon

I mean, who could’ve seen this coming?

surprised pikachu face

Great! Now do reddit!

Good, my mental model of this situation was accurate.

Good news to hear

He should get better at begging popular YouTubers to share there content on there then.

when you take out the fuzzy math it means profits are down 75%

You love to see it

He should just pull Twitter up by its bootstraps.

Expected from elon

and now probably reddit would probably fall, if i remember , spez was inspired by elon that he wanted to apply it to reddit, i think this is the sign where spez should take note of that red-venue (pun lol)

Oh no, anyway

Less money coming in means less chance for it to survive. Hopefully he decides just to shut it down!

Lol

Permanently Deleted

I wonder why...

Good.

Music to my ears!

Excellent.

I would be more surprised if it wouldn't be in loss

Surprised it’s not more

Circling the drain!

Let’s celebrate!

This is considered world news?!?

No shit lmao