Did you hear about the square that got in a car accident?
Now it's a wrecked angle.
But a square isn’t one angle.
Might work better as “Now it’s a bunch of wrecked angles.” Or “It broke into four wrecked angles.”
Sound it out.
Yeah, I get the “wrecked angle” part which is why it’s in my versions. But “wrecked angle”—singular—doesn’t make sense for a square which has four angles.
Yeah, but it should be "it has a broken angle"