Wow, it's just like I'm looking at the tagline at the top of the website! Have you posted anything interesting during your tenure? Or is your job here to be obnoxious and beat jokes to death?
Why would I want to do something so useless with my life? You intersperse it with screeds about anger and depression. Doesn't it kind of ruin the wacky Pagliacci act to start crying in the middle of the performance?