Loser

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"Sure but you only know, like, five."
- But one of those is fireball and I have metamagic so.....
  
  With proper use of metamagic, every spell is potentially like five different spells. Poindexter over here might have two dozen different named spells written down in his diary, but I know two fire based spells and I can make each of them do about eight different things, half of which aren't even fire damage.
  
  It's the difference between writing down a recipe, and knowing how to cook.
I don't know the reference material, so I saw Snape from the back in the first picture. I was surprised in the second half.
- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn_Nine-Nine
  
  Great show, it's worth a watch.
- True polymorph is a hell of a drug.
Let's see you just know 12 new spells every day, Ms. Cool Person.
- I only need to know one.
  
  And it's called "Fireball."
  
  ...or thunderball, or lightningball, or acidball, or poisonball: do they teach you wizards nothing about improvisation?..
  
  I've always felt like Ice Storm was a better spell, but it is one level higher. I like its increased damage radius, and difficult terrain that it creates.
No doubt no doubt no doubt
Wow get a load of Miss Eskarina Smith over here. 🙄
- With that staff she's at least dipped into hexblade warlock

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