not that would be radioactive enough to do the, uh, job, no.
(you can buy some depleted uraninum in small cubes and such for people trying to collect a periodic table of the elements, etc. Or you can just buy the ore on amazon...)
nah, due to the inevitable fact that as a republican actively saying offensive things, this man will inevitably get caught in a gay orgy before long. it's a thing, and the joke hinges on it.