Dang it
You can't own a dolphin because you aren't a theme park. An individual owning a dolphin would be animal abuse, but if you could abuse several at a time it'll be business
Nature is cruel and capricious, theme parks are exploitative and confining. Only in my gentle embrace can they be saved.
The FBI don't want you to know this but the dolphins in the amazon are totally free. I own like 20 and they swim in a pool I set up.
He's beginning to believe.