Ask Jesus
Ask Jesus
Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?
Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.
Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.
You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at
@Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com
MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY
Do not tell Satan.
I thought you spoke Aramaic.
Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.
English or English [Simplified]?
WTF
I have your case file saved in my favorites.
many people say jesus fuking christ. so are jesus and christ two seperate things or do you fuck yourself?
Was Mary Magdalene a freak in the sheets?
Or a starfish