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Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters
40 0 ReplyTarantella Napoletana playing as I'm hacking into the cheese database
"And now for the secret ingredient!"
adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database
a loud knock on the door
"Polizio, open up!"
"Mama-mia! They're on to me!"
I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape
"How about them meatballs!?"
32 0 ReplySell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese
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