Image ID: a tweet captioned "my idiot son watching his favorite show: sparkling water". Below is an image of a brown tabby cat staring at a plastic water bottle very attentively.
Cord: How long have you been blind? The Blind Man: How long have you been blind? Cord: I'm not blind. The Blind Man: Am I? Cord: Do you answer every question with a question? The Blind Man: Do you question every answer? Cord: Talking to you is like talking to a wall. The Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened. Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha? The Blind Man: No. Only to the wall