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One ring to wed them all
One ring to wed them all
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...and in the darkness bind them.
Kinky
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Friends forever.
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One does not gimply walk into Mordor.
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I wonder what the Ring wraiths do on their down time? Watch some rugby? Play snooker?
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Anything to fill that void
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Rule over Angmar, mostly.
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Wait... did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I'm mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
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The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don't join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.
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I honestly didn't even know that. Thanks!
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Year, Sauron didn't forge the elven ones, ... but also they weren't finger rings so women were excluded.
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You may now kiss the brides.
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i want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably
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Big love
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This is me. And this is Stalin. We're married
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Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.
Not sure why orcs didn't get any tho.
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