He ate all the psychedelics
My first memory was "hey, who chewed up this Atari 2600 controller?" Before realizing it was me...guess I was just forming memories at the time.
I would look into Asus' software upgrade policy. From what I understand it's pretty abysmal; something to consider when you're someone who holds onto phones for more than 2 years. Google and Samsung have much longer support cycles.
https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?